i told my friend’s dad that he was hot (it was in context with the conversation, he was complaining that he was feeling old, etc), and he said a very genuine thank you and the conversation moved on to other topic, my friend was now talking about something else entirely when his dad goes
“i think if i were born in your generation i might have been bisexual”
and friend got kinda mad at me lmao
👑 king 👑
(via sem-boi)
“Steve Irwin of Los Espookies” gets me every time.
as a former resident of Appalachia, yes this is 100 percent true
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hate whenever mfs in horror media are like “what was that noise…” bro you and i both know its creatures
(via bvbblebeam)
thisvegetabledoesntfallinlove:
thisvegetabledoesntfallinlove:
there is, in fact, a “platonic explanation for this” if you’re not a coward
its so fun to see the diversity of tags on this ranging from “they’re literally just standing next to each other” to “deep bonds dont have to be romantic/sexual!” to “yeah friends can fuck nasty, platonically. coward.” we’re all so correct, there are, in fact, a million platonic explanations for this
(via anais-ninja-bitch)
No One Ever Helped Me So I Will Never Help Anyone Else & Do Not Believe Anyone Should Be Helped Ever is one of thee most loser mindsets btw
the world has been unkind to you so you continue the cycle of unkindness by passing on hatred and indifference to others? Wow. groundbreaking. you’re so cool and tormented
(via sleep-deprived-lesbian)
